Tis the Season
December 16th, 2015The San Miguel Guadalupe Christmas Experience: A True Story
***To get the most out of the San Miguel Guadalupe Christmas Experience, go to Youtube and play “Da Ya Think I’m Sexy” by Rod Stewart at a ridiculously loud volume. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hphwfq1wLJs). Then continue reading.
Twas two weeks before Christmas, when all thro’ the town,
not a person was sleeping, not even the dogs in the pound.
Large speakers were placed by my house with care,
in hopes that the Holy Mother Guadalupe would soon be there.
On the street, people were nestled all snug in their coats,
while visions of another Corona danc’d in their throats.
With my cat in his basket, and I in my bed,
we had just settled in after I book I just read.
When out on the street there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
